why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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