you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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