Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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