I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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