I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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