yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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