I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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