I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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