Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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