Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm both gender and math confused
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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