Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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