Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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