how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
What a dumb baby whore.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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