But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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