If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Let's get the cat blown out
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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