i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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