A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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