why didn't you poke me back
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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