that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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