he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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