Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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