Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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