come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
