rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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