playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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