D3 body, D1 cock
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Randomize
