Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
