no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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