im gay
i know
yea but for you.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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