Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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