But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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