but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
