Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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