Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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