pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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