Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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