He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
