I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
id be glad to
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
They are going to name an STD after you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
