question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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