We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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