We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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