the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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