i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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