Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We left an ass print on the piano.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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