i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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