that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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