WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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