Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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