Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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