There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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