i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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