Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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