you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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